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Cloudy With a Chance of Breaches – Part 2 - Extended Version
Logs, secrets, and guardrails. The sins keep coming, but so do the fixes.
Sep 29
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JJ – Chief Packet Pusher
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Cloudy With a Chance of Breaches – Part 2
Logging on, vibes off. (Extended readers get the other 2 sins today.)
Sep 29
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JJ – Chief Packet Pusher
Cloudy With a Chance of Breaches – Part 1 – Extended Version
Top 3 cloud sins: public buckets, any-any firewalls, and IAM chaos.
Sep 15
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JJ – Chief Packet Pusher
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Cloudy With a Chance of Breaches – Part 1
Devs love the cloud.
Sep 15
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JJ – Chief Packet Pusher
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August 2025
How to Actually Bust Packet Crimes
🔧 The Config Vault – your private stash of commands, scripts, and fixes.
Aug 25
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JJ – Chief Packet Pusher
Packet Crimes – Hunting Down the Jerk Flooding Your Network
Dear IT detectives,
Aug 25
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JJ – Chief Packet Pusher
Virtual Mayhem — The 60‑Second VM Factory (VMware + Hyper‑V)
Why You’re Still Waiting on VMs
Aug 18
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JJ – Chief Packet Pusher
Virtual Mayhem — Instant-ish VMs Without the Coffee Break
Virtual Mayhem (But Productive)
Aug 18
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JJ – Chief Packet Pusher
Patchocalypse Now
Surviving the Update That Ate Your Network
Aug 12
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JJ – Chief Packet Pusher
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Patchocalypse Now — Extended Cut
Surviving the Update That Ate Your Network
Aug 12
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JJ – Chief Packet Pusher
🚨 Welcome to The Config Report — Let’s Break Stuff (But Smarter)
Ever get a patch alert, apply it, and spend the next hour googling
Aug 6
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JJ from The Config Report
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