🚨 Welcome to The Config Report — Let’s Break Stuff (But Smarter)
Ever get a patch alert, apply it, and spend the next hour googlingwhy is DNS broken now?
Yeah, me too.
Welcome to The Config Report — your weekly dose of real-world IT survival tips, automation hacks, and a sprinkling of sarcasm for flavor.
Each issue will deliver:
✔️ Quick-hit patch alerts (minus the vendor marketing spin)
✔️ Scripts, config tweaks, and automation tips that actually help
✔️ Weird bugs, helpful workarounds, and “oh crap” moments from the field
✔️ Tips for surviving Wi-Fi weirdness, rogue printers, and haunted firewalls
You’ll get one issue per week
(unless I fall into a VLAN loop — then two)
No fluff. No PDFs. No cloud-native hyperconverged AI synergy.
Just good old-fashioned practical IT info that saves time and reduces ticket volume.
Thanks for subscribing. You’re now part of a slightly cynical, deeply caffeinated corner of the internet.
— JJ
Still writing YAML. Still regretting it sometimes.
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